The Empire of New Canadian Monochrist Empire is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 159 million Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Canadian economy, worth 8.01 trillion Queen Plateses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,378 Queen Plateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Canadian Monochrist Empire's national animal is the Saskatchewan Thoroughbred Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Canadian Monochrist Empire is ranked 61,116^th in the world and 1,837^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.